Nah nigga, I ain’t gay, but.. after listening to the Dennis Prager Male/Female hour podcast, I feel I’ve learned something truly valuable to be aware of— women sometimes have a difficult time distinguishing between their raw emotions and reality. Yeah, it’s a totally sensitive topic. And trust me, I’m not saying I know EVERYTHING about women now. I’m not saying I know what it’s like to be in your guys’ shoes, but what I’m saying is that I’m aware of why you guys do things that leave us guys saying, “WTF is up with her today?!”
In our society, males are taught how to deal with their nature starting at a young age. We teach them how to control their raging hormones and their excessive aggression. Females, on the other hand, you guys were never taught how to control your nature. That is, you guys were never taught how to deal with your emotions that ruled your lives. There’s a reason why they say females are more SENSITIVE than males. You guys take on irrational behavior when your emotions overwhelm you. It’s a subconscious process. Your emotions tell you you’re right when you’re wrong, which totally exemplifies the fact that women MUST teach themselves how to control their emotions. That’s the nature you guys were never taught to deal with. See, that’s funny because it was merely accepted in or society. It’s an issue that we never really had an agenda to fix. On top of that, you guys have to deal with those hormonal side effects of PMS, which makes it even worse. I feel a ton of sympathy for you guys now.
So yeah, to sum it all up…
I am grateful to have a penis.
